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August 2, 2006

The Worst Movie Ever!

Filed under: Daily Rants, Movies — jenni @ 12:03 pm

Ohmigawd!  This movie was recommended by Ching and Brian during dinner at Red Robin’s.  What we heard was that it was great, and as a plus for Ray-ray, we were promised a lot of Scarlett Johansen nudity.  Seriously, not even the latter as consolation.  Ray has asked to let Ching know that he has lost all respect in her taste in movies and must now redeem herself, I agree.  And Brian, what is your definition of nudity? 

The most drawn out, boring, and predictable set of characters ever put together to sleep walk through an opera based soundtrack.  Seriously.  If you liked opera music before, Woody Allen will make you despise it!

That’s all I’ve got to say about it, really.  I have my Crime and Punishment book, 2nd copy purchased yesterday.  Out of sheer delight of being saved from poorly made movies I’ve decided that even though I was halfway through the book when I lost the 1st copy I will still start from page one, and reread the beginning half.  I’m sure I will be done with the whole thing before the weekend anyway.  It’s certainly a lot more interesting than Matchpoint.

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