While I was sleeping?

It is freakin’ twilight zone over here.  What happened?  Did I accidentally swallow some Love Potion #9 last night with my drinks?  Are you guys trying to punk me?  Just because I said I wanted to meet guys doesn’t mean you have to send every male and their neighbor my way…really you’re too kind.  I seriously don’t know how I wake up to all these feakin’ messages.  It’s like a press release was sent out or a paper ad that says “now hiring.”  I think maybe I’ll sleep some more =D